Enchantment

I should be studying now, really.

But some kind of force propelled me to the computer, so it's not my fault. Blame that invisible force instead. It does have a name. It's name is Procrastination and it's my good friend.

Please meet Procrastination. It is very pleased to meet you. It makes a good companion but is also ultimately made of bad blood. Too much of it ain't good, especially during an exam period. ;)

This whole week has just been one huge mugging process. Thus, my engine has run out of steam ever since, erm, yesterday? Right now, I sure don't behave like a person who will be sitting for an exam tomorrow and the day after.

Whatever. Will be having a great make out session with my notes after this.

Life right now is like an accounting journey entry.

Dr Good grades
Cr Life
(To record the gain of Good grades at the expense of Life)

That is of course assuming that Life is of a debit nature. If you want to gain good grades, you have to reduce Life, therefore crediting it.

Mug and mug and mug. Notes and more notes. Accounts after accounts. You tell me this is life?? HELL NO! I have no life now!!



Another journal entry:

Dr Snacks & Chocolates
Cr Slim figure
( To record the intake of snacks & chocolates and amortisation of Slim figure)

Is there a link between the brain and the mouth, that when the brain thinks more, the mouth itches more correspondingly? It seems to be so for my case.

Keep popping in all the fattening snacks, of course my slim figure will be forgone! So shitty!



I'm wishing for this right now!

It was a warm thursday afternoon. Grace sat at her desk, staring blankly at her AA notes. The alphabets all seemed to tumble over each other, having a playful game of tag with the unfortunate 19-year-old student. A game it was, except that it lacked the essence of fun every game should possess.

The poor girl pondered for the hundredth time how her future would be like. In her mind's eye, she saw a fat, robust woman in clothing that looked on the verge of bursting, trapped in an office staring at figures and stuffing her pudgy face with Lays Classics and Van Houtens.

Just like now. Grace continued popping the greasy chips and chocs into her mouth at the speed of light, despite feeling the unwanted fats piling up. "I'm gonna go on a diet and slim down. I'm getting fat and ugly and BORED. FUCK AA," she thought, ironically gobbling down more chips. She is such a slob, don't you think? Disgusting.

The phone rang. It was the boyfriend.

"I'm going over to your place so we can study together or something. See ya." He said and hung up.

And so, one unfortunate 19-yr-old became two.

Grace was sort of counting on her boyfriend to motivate her to study. However, when he arrived, he complained of salivary glands acting up and extra noises in his stomach. To put it plainly, he was hungry again and as always. So, the two of them hopped into the car and drove to get some food.

Gobble gobble gulp gulp swallow. Grace swore to herself that she was skipping dinner that night, the next night, the next, the next, the next, the next and the next.

Finally. Grace and the boyfriend settled themselves in her room for some intensive mugging. "I will study. I will." Boyfriend quipped resolutely. To this, the girlfriend arched an eyebrow uncertainly.

Grace continued the torturous process of cramming in more AA. While she was hard at work, her boyfriend was slumped on her bed, playing mini golf on her handphone. So much for studying. Between staring at the phone and mumbling incoherently in which Grace tried to shut out as the murmurs were hindering her from concentrating, he also let out a series of loud and smelly farts and then proceeded to laugh hysterically.

"I know... I'll go to the toilet to study while I shit. Tata." With that, he took with him some lecture notes and slammed the toilet door.

And the stuff he read in the toilet while taking a crap were the only things he studied for the entire day.

Great. Just great. Grace can't wait for exams to be over!!!!!!

The Cuddly Birthday Bear



The Cuddly Birthday Bear's Very Cuddly Girlfriend



Gorgeous bag :D



Cam whoring in the car. Where else?



At Jack's place while waiting for our food. We were famished! Initially I planned to take him on a picnic but after school we realised we were just too hungry to go through the preparations of a picnic. We are greedy, got a prob with that?! HAHA.



He is extremely expressive, that's what I love about him :D



Soups of the day: Creme of mushroom, Lobster Bisque.
Main courses: Grilled fish in curry sauce, NZ Sirloin Steak.
Dessert: Mango ice cream in mango jelly??


His presents from MEEEEEEEE.



I made this myself. Not too bad eh? I didn't use stencils I swear. Boyfriend assumed I did. I drew and painstakingly cut the shapes free-handedly so give me credit :p



HUGE sunflower. I love it!



Lacoste polo shirt. You look drop dead gorgeous, boy! WEEEEEEE :D



I just remembered something. YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH, DEAR!



Cos it's You and Me.
Before it was just You alone.
And it was just Me alone.
Now it's You and Me!

Alright that's simply retarded!



It's his birthday but I received something too.
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A handwritten letter! GASPS!

I've written him so many cards and letters throughout our relationship but never received a single one in return. Now I do. My patience has paid off. HAHAHA!

Yes girls, if you think the card looks suspiciously familar, he bought it from Angie's booth the other time la! *blinks*

It was awesome yesterday cos it was my hon's birthday. Hehs. I would say it was a simple celebration, no doubt, but it's the company that matters. Referring to my company, of course. Haha!

I wish I could blog about yesterday but all the pictures are in the other computer and that computer had to go all haywired today. Talk about unfortunate. Rarrr. I hate screwed up nutty computers. Growl.

Will post the photos really soon.

I'm super tired and sleepy! However, I'm proud to say that I... finished making the birthday card!

Shh. Haha.

My days have been like jammed packed ever since Thursday. I went to town with Anisah on that day for some essential shopping and I'm glad to say it was a fruitful trip!

Then when Friday came, first half of the day was spent in school and the remaining half was spent swimming and BBQing. The august babies (Bf, Stanley and Lucas) decided to celebrate their birthdays by holding a BBQ.

Angie and I went swimming until our skin became shriveled up!

And I was expecting my period to come anytime to ruin my swimming plans but thank gawd it didn't!











I stole the pictures from Angie's blog. Haha.

Come Saturday, I was planning to stay home and complete a whole list of stuff I drew up but it wasn't the case cos I met up with the boyfriend ( I am so attached to him, I just have to see him! Help! :p). Well at least I managed to complete half of what I planned to do like altering my dress.

Today, I went to church and after that, I rushed here and there and everywhere to look at stuff and ponder and bought some stuff home FINALLY. My menses paid me a visit and that just adds on to my tiredness! Then I... immediately set to work on the card ( it's quite huge) and I'm hell tired now.

TATA!

Hsiang, please remember to bring a digicam tomorrow ok? My digicam isn't working! Love you!

I put a password protection code in here but apparently, it isn't very effective because some were still able to break in and leave comments -.-

So I removed the code and my personal entries as well -.-











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This is seriously a beautiful piece, but I doubt Sg has this.

Mom just bought me two more Guess bags. Can't get enough of Guess. Hee.

It's probably the first time in two weeks that I reached home this early. I miss my home in the afternoons. Omg.

My life has been revolving around school and boyfriend. I go to school in the mornings and meet boyfriend in the afternoons, till night. Where are my friends?? Hello, you people?! Where is ME-time? Gawd.

And yea, staying back after school on one of the days to continue with the AA project. My group got a big fat fugly C and I am feeling guilty about it.



I didn't even put in a quarter of my best efforts and I feel awfully bad now =/. Just take a look at the friggin pictures. They clearly show we were playing the fool and not contributing at all. Sorry Pei yu :(.

Anyways, to self-contradict, I spent an incredible day with the boyfriend yesterday. We managed a comprehensive day which consisted of:

• Lunch
• Watching Spongebob Squarepants movie on VCD
• Swimming at the condo.

Yay! I love Spongebob! That cartoon always makes me laugh without fail. I'm the Goofy Goober, yeah :D! I'm very much still a kid at heart :p.

I have a new-found interest. It is Pool Lounging! Just lounging, not swimming. I love to just relax and chill in the pool with incessant conversation as an add-on, especially in the jaccuzzi pool. I tried to swim one lap (which is about half a lap of a normal public pool) but just halfway through, I felt fatigue acids building up in my thighs and upper arms.

Gawd, my stamina doesn't even meet half the mark. I'm so ashamed of myself and absolutely appalled at the fact that I haven't been exercising for eons and my body is suffering as a result!

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Doubled dated with Angie and HK just now. We headed to Joochiat for beef noodles after school. Yum yum, it was gratifying.





The self-proclaimed superhero in oversized female sunnies. Ha!





My stomach's growling. I want beef noodles!


And the rest of the pictures are in Angie's digicam. Angie darls, send em to me online!



Goodbye, I'm no longer a plastic barbie. Getting fatter :(.