Enchantment

You know something is very wrong when you start wishing fervently that your brother will stay in camp forever and not book out, cos it seems that his only reason for booking out is to come home and get on your nerves all the time.


Reasons why I wish my brother is in camp right this moment:

1. I don't have to share the darn com with him
2. I don't have to hear shit like "I wanna use the com in 10 minutes." in a negotiations-outta-bounds tone of voice. (Dude, being older doesn't make you boss -.-)
3. I don't have to be a witness of uncouth, army-inspired vulgarities like CCB KNN NB just cos some dumb virtual soccer player didn't score a goal for him! (excuse me you brainless idiot, don't spew hokkien vulgarities can?! Or at least don't bring it back into the house! There are others living here too! It is totally sooooooo not pleasant to hear such angered uncivilised cursings. At least english cuss words sound soooo much better. ANGRY!!)
4. Nobody will be around to eat up all my titbits! ( I told you specifically not to touch my chocolates/chips/drinks/sweets but you persistently ignored my instructions. And ate up ALL my titbits! Never even leave a crumb for me!! You greedy pig!! Give me back all the snacks which you have stolen from me all these years!!)
5. I don't have to get woken up early in weekend mornings by some clueless prick's inconsiderate drummings
6. I don't have to get scolded "SHUT UP YOU WHINER!" when I tell him nicely it's my turn to use the com, just as we had agreed upon earlier. ( You pussy! I cannot stand a man who doesn't keep to his word! How different are you from a spineless jellyfish then?!)

Argh. Just go back to camp! Or get yourself a girlfriend who will tame you and polish your dull surfaces! You have lots of polishing to be done! Pls get yourself EXPENSIVE AND GOOD polish and a durable piece of cloth!

Yes, I am was infuriated.

No longer am after all that venting.